We all know that the apocalypse is evident and that we are going to burn in hell as some meteor hits us leaving us all brainless, drooling, deadly zombies. Or some corporation ends up ruling the world and spreads a virus in the hope of transforming the human race into their slaves which goes horribly wrong. So if this is indeed the outcome of the human race I have decided to get my Zombie collection ready before it all goes down. I want to be ready when that first wave takes place and be able to stand among my fellow men groaning and bellowing ‘BRAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS!’

If you share my love for Zombies and wish you could bask in the glory of being a Zombie yourself, you need to follow a few simple steps to gather all that is required to educate yourself about this menacing threat. Take a gander at the points below to help you on your path of destruction.

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THE WALKING DEAD: Pick up all the seasons of this hit cult series that has garnered a huge fan following related to everything about survival in a post epidemic city.


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RESIDENT EVIL SERIES: If you play video games night and day, then Resident evil is the way to go. This long running Zombie survival game basically set in motion the zombie survival genre. It dates back to 1996 and is currently sweeping across popular culture like wildfire. Pick up the series of games and movies to better understand weapons of mass destruction.

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MY VERY OWN ZOMBIE: The most basic of collections requires the player to collect at least one zombie figurine or action figure. The deadlier and bloodier it looks, the more rewarding it is for you. Pick from a wide variety of figurines that differ in size, shape and levels of articulation.


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PLANTS AND ZOMBIES: This one won tons of appreciation in the form of many awards and took over most of our screens. It was one of the best games released in 2010. Do not leave home without it.


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HORROR FEST: Search the internet and the market for the best in zombie related entertainment. Pop some corn and get ready to experience blood and gore like you have never seen before. ‘Zombieland’ is a great movie that will educate you on simple tips to avoid these bloodthirsty creatures whereas ‘Pet Sematary’ will chill you to the bone.

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MAKE A FASHION STATEMENT: This requires you to actually suit up for the occasion. An ‘I heart Zombies’ Tee is perfect cover to stay between the menacing crowd. Some ripped pants and blood stained boots will do the trick to ward away these monstrosities. And above all else a zombie mask that can be easily worn over your fake skin will prove to people your absolute love for gray matter.

So knife in hand and shotgun strapped to my back I am ever ready to battle the hoards of flesh eating monsters that will invade my home and I hope you are too by the time you finish your collection with the help of these handy tips. Oh yes I almost forgot, don’t forget to load up on processed canned food.